Captain Flamingo

Milo and Dishrag are at war! Actually, it started out as an accident but grew from there! Mom’s decided she's had enough of this nonsense and told Milo that he and Dishrag are to spend the whole day together! So now they're stuck together from sun-up to-- Uh-oh! Flamingo! Oh no! A kid! In trouble! Actually, it's Tabitha and Sanjay, who simply aren't getting along. They're practicing for a three-legged race and just can't seem to get co-ordinated - and each blames the other. Will the Captain be able to get them to see eye to eye and leg to leg? Or will his feud with Dishrag simply fuel Tabitha and Sanjay's trouble? / It's the Lemming Scout Jamboree but Milo hasn't finished any of his projects or packed, and he's late for the bus! Cousin Wendell bets Milo doesn't even make it to the Jamboree much less win any competitions. Milo takes the bet. Unfortunately the Crossing Guard is their bus driver and naturally, he has rules about this bus trip. If the kids break three of his rules, he'll turn the bus around and come right home which means Milo would never make it to the Jamboree. Can the Captain keep the kids from breaking the rules under Wendell's watchful glare?

Milo has told Lizbeth he'd go see a sappy unicorn movie with her, but there's the coolest horror flick playing that he’d rather see with Rutger. So Milo comes up with a plan - he'll get Rutger to go to the horror movie, and as it starts, he'll call 'uh oh Flamingo!' Milo will scoot over to the other theatre 'helping' Rutger watch it, then scoot back to the girly movie before the credits roll. Lizbeth will be none the wiser! Of course, complications occur when Milo takes the wrong door out of the horror movie theatre - and winds up in the scariest alley know to kidkind! / The ultimate pop fly is zooming skyward and after some quick calculations, Milo knows it’s coming right to him. All he has to do is wait. Heck, he even has time to help out a kid in trouble! Man, when Tabitha gets into trouble she’s gets all the way in! Thanks to a mix-up at school, Tabitha’s got a report due… TODAY! Can CF help her out and get back to the baseball diamond in time to catch that pop fly, win the game and get the glory? Batter up!

Milo is determined to put on a benefit concert to benefit flamingoes everywhere, with Thrasher and Lizbeth's help. When Thrasher's beloved guitar goes missing, the trio must set out to find it or else the benefit will never transpire. Along the way they sell more and more tickets and finally find the missing guitar (or so they think!). Will they find Thrasher's guitar in time to save the benefit and benefit flamingoes everywhere? And will there be a Super Secret Celebrity Guest Star making an appearance at the benefit? Chances are good... / Milo has a frozen mouth, after a visit to the Dentist's office. No one can understand his babbling! When, Uh, Oh! It's Otto. He was taking his gentle, shy pet snake, Frank to school when he got loose! Now the Cap'n must find him and save him from being misunderstood! But since no one can understand the Cap'n this causes some problems along the way, including a trip to the pound for both the Cap'n and Frank!

Overdue! Milo's got to return his library book by 4 PM, or else he's in major trouble (and it's about 3:49 now) But just as he's on his way, racing to the library - uh oh! A kid! In trouble! It's Rutger, and he’s stilt-walking for the street fair but he hasn’t even learned how! Too bad he’s already on the stilts! Will the Captain manage to overcome all these hurdles and get his book back in time? And will both Rutger and Captain realize that leaving things 'til the last minute is sure to create the biggest hurdle of all? / A Lemming Scout troop project has everyone looking after an egg as if it were a real live baby. Milo just wants to beat Wendell! All Milo has to do is be with his egg every minute of the day, and make sure absolutely nothing happens to it. Uh-oh Flamingo! Sanjay’s been painting near the hand-carved, hand-painted dog house his Mom made for Dookie Doo…. and he’s spilled a tiny amount of paint on! His mother will freak when she sees this, and will never allow Sanjay to paint again. What will the Cap'n do to win the "egg contest" AND save Sanjay's hide?

For the Lemmings annual fund-raiser the kids have to sell light bulbs door-to-door?! Just as Milo is trying to figure out how to move his crate of 100 watt white elephants – uh, oh! A kid! In trouble! It's Ruth Ann, and she's landed a part in a commercial they're shooting in Halverston and Area. But she's only in one shot, as an extra, and the camera only sees the back of her elbow. The Captain has to do something! / On a Lemming Scouts campout, Leader Laura “entertains” the kids with scary stories about a hairy creature called the Yellow Gulch Yeti who roams the woods and Milo battles with Wendell over badge supremacy. Then -- Uh, oh! Flamingo! The campsite’s been ravaged! And what’s worse, there’s evidence that a huge hairy creature is roaming through the campsite, creating chaos wherever he goes! What’s a big-beaked superhero to do?

Milo retreats to the living room and cranks up the radio to drown out his babysitter, Meagan, who's practicing for Wannabe Idol. There’s a radio trivia contest on, and Milo freaks out when hears the day’s question, an obscure bit of QV trivia. Before he can call in – “Uh-oh Flamingo!” A distress call from Sanjay! Despite (or perhaps because of) Sanjay’s efforts to take care of his cousin’s goldfish, ‘Moby Dave’ is sick! But are the Captain’s multi-tasking skills good enough to clean a swampy aquarium while repeatedly dialing the radio station on a cordless phone and staying away from tone-deaf Meagan? We’ll see! / Folk dancing lessons?! Milo's mom thinks Milo could use a little cultural broadening, and she knows Mth could use a friendly face at his dance lessons. But Milo decides to help himself, and Mth, stand up to their Moms! They’re doing just fine being rebels until discovered by the biggest snitch of them all – Wendell! Will they avoid clogging lessons or will Mth’s clogging skills actually end up saving the day?!

Milo and Wendell are complaining about who has the tougher, more challenging life – so the two decide to trade places for a whole day. Off they go, determined to prove to the other that their own lives are much more difficult…Well, Wendell of course, realizes that helping kids in trouble isn't as easy as he thought. Plus he never knows what the heck his Birdbrain is talking about. Meanwhile, Milo discovers that everything in Wendell's life seems to be just 1/8 of an inch out of his reach. Will they walk away with new respect for their once-despised rival? Not likely. / Milo's finally taking possession of the Trans-Morph-o-bot 6000, the most complicated toy ever built! Milo is just wading through massive manual when - Uh oh! A kid! In trouble! It's Otto, and he's having trouble with his older brother and his teenage buddies again. Otto's been asked by his folks to rake the leaves in the yard, but every time he gets them into a nice big pile, along come the teenage boys and splat! Will that new Trans-morph-o-bot 6000 help save the day?

Milo has lost in a board game to Wendell - and it was The Great Quantum Vigilante Trivia Challenge! As a result, Milo's self-confidence is severely shaken. He now questions his ability to do anything! Just then - a kid! In trouble! It's Otto who called, and his problem is something the Captain has never faced before - a ghost! And she’s even got a name – Scary Mary! / Milo and Lizbeth are in a fight! They haven’t spoken for three whole hours! When they both hear Max's cry for help -- Milo wonders if he can do a save without Lizbeth? Lizbeth wonders if she can still be the Captain’s Birdbrain if she’s not talking to him? Max tells them that he’s in a fight with Owen-Only but he accidentally left a board game at Owen-Only’s house. The Captain and Liz don’t get what the big deal is but Max explains: it’s not just any board game. It’s the kind that becomes real!

April Fools Day! But when Milo looks at his calendar, he's surprised. He must have gotten the date wrong. It's not April 1st at all - it's March 32nd. Oh well. He figures he can wait a day. Then, slowly, weird things happen. Then – uh, oh! A kid! In trouble! It's Rutger! He shows the Captain some pictures he shot with his digital camera. There it is - documented proof that a giant lizard is stalking Halverston and Area! The Captain scoffs. Did the Captain's family and friends play one joke too many? Will the Captain ever believe them again - or at least for the rest of the day? Is there really a giant lizard on the loose, terrifying thousands? Or will it all turn out to be an elaborate prank staged by the Captain himself? / It's the Novelty business' busiest day of the year - April Fools Day. And Milo's Dad is busy, busy, busy. Milo is a bit pre-occupied trying to make himself April Foolproof, because he always seems to be the one getting fooled in the past. But then there's the call of help! It's Mthgregronifsqumineousraassitrk - seems he doesn't understand April Fools Day at all. The Captain thinks this is all an elaborate set-up to trick him again as usual and vows not to be fooled again! But after the Cap'n tries to play one too many April Fools Day jokes on Mth, Mth loses it! And turns on the Captain! Will the fooling ever end?

Bleah! Milo is used to starting his day with a heaping helping of Super Fruit Blast Grainy-O’s– but they’ve gone and changed the formula! Just then – uh-oh Flamingo! Sanjay’s got to the very end of the latest “Cruddy Buddies” book – only to find the last page is missing! Will Milo and the gang learn that making something of your own is much better than accepting pre-packaged mystery solutions and that breakfast is the most important meal of the day? Probably. / Milo is soooooo sick of sharing everything with Thor. If only he could be an only kid! Careful what you wish for - Milo gets invited to spend the night at Owen Only's. Milo's psyched. But he finds there are many 'only child' rules and hardships he wasn't expecting. Just as he's about to start his protest -- Uh, Oh! Flamingo! It's Thrasher. Seems his band (made up of his brothers) has made the semi-finals in a contest at the mall. But his brother, the drummer, is all drummed out! Will CF be able to help Thrasher find a replacement drummer and win that “battle of the bands” at the mall? And will he actually miss Thor a bit?

Milo's busy preparing his letter to Santa and is just about to mail it when: Uh, oh! Flamingo! It's Tabitha! She's behind in her traditional holiday celebration preparations. The Cap'n and Lizbeth try to help but before they know it – everything’s missing! All of her delicious traditional fare has been stolen! By the Gobbler Robbler! Will the Cap'n find a solution and will it include all of the kids bringing forth traditional foods from their ethnically and politically correct Mothers? In the spirit of the holidays - it's a safe bet. / Oh no! The Captain has probably the most important piece of writing ever put to paper in history but he can't get out of the house to deliver it! It's a letter to Santa Claus! And it's severely late!! After several failed attempts to fast track his letter, Lizbeth suggests he ask his Birdbrain for help? The Captain frowns as Lizbeth quietly whispers "Uh oh Flamingo?" As "Uh Oh Flamingo" echoes across Halverston and area, will all of the neighbourhood kids come to the aid of the Cap'n?! You betcha.

Kirsten’s putting on a musical about the wondrous exploits of Captain Flamingo…but when Milo confidently tries out for the lead role, he doesn’t get the part! Then – “Uh-oh Flamingo!” – things get even worse when the music being played in rehearsal attracts the attention of The Warrior Monkey. If Milo is annoyed at his portrayal in the play, the Warrior Monkey is furious with being represented as a “bad monkey” – so he vows revenge on the play and everyone associated with it. / Milo desperately needs to discover what happens in the latest cliffhanger installment of Quantum Vigilante vs. The Daylight Savings Mime. Especially after he hears a string of "Uh-oh! Flamingo!" calls – all relating to being late or losing track of time. CF sees The Daylight Savings Mime heading to the comic book store, and assumes that he’s the source of all the problems. Will Captain Flamingo stop the Daylight Savings Mime? Or will he, with the help of his Birdbrain, realize that the real problem is that Daylight Savings Time has pushed time an hour ahead? It’s a toss up really.