Fresh Meat

One by one, the six new students destined to be housemates congregate before term begins.

The housemates are in social Siberia so they decide to throw a party, spearheaded by Josie in the hope that she and Kingsley will get together.

Oregon and Prof Shales's flirtation reaches bizarre new levels when he pays her to clean his oven.

Kingsley is forced to confess to Josie that he is a virgin, and she offers to 'cure' him. But the deal is unexpectedly undercut…

Vod finds out about Oregon's affair with Shales, while Kingsley is pursuing Ruth at a student demo when they get kettled with Josie, and Kingsley's two-timing is exposed.

Oregon is distraught to learn that her childhood horse is dying, culminating in the revelation that she isn't called Oregon at all, but Melissa.

Josie embarks on a 'girl power' booze and sex fest with help from Vod. JP helps Ralph organise the Love Cloud club night but it clashes with his dad's funeral.