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Dutch and Eunice provoke Chester to mayhem by announcing marriage plans; and Mary reveals the scandalous photos she has found of Burt, Danny and a number of scantily clad women.

Jessica has startling news for all the men in her life; Danny receives bad news from Polly; Corinne tells Jessica that she is leaving for California, and baby Wendy is kidnapped.

Jessica and guerrilla leader Valdez frantically dodge a hail of bullets; Mary, surrounded by blackmail, kidnapping and attempted assassination, decides the family is cursed.

Valdez, the revolutionary holding Jessica hostage, sweeps her off her feet; Burt and Danny infiltrate one of Tibbs' massage parlors to look for evidence to clear their names.

It looks as though Jessica's fallen in love with El Puerco, the guerilla leader, while Danny has gone and fallen for a hooker and Chester has gone broke.

Jessica and fleeing guerilla leader face certain death; and call girl Gwen accuses Danny of being jealous when he catches her playing games with a customer.

Romance and violence are equally a part of Jessica's homecoming as new couples begin to form and death stalks at least three of this extended family.

Romantic revelations pile up when Chester, Danny, Jodie and "El Puerco" update their love lives at a party, then hilarity turns to horror as an assassin fells one of the four.

An assassin's bullet leaves Danny near death, forcing Mary to make a shocking reveal about his father’s identity; Jessica and Chester have problems with their love interests.

Mary shares the identity of Danny's real father, Burt looks to avenge Danny's shooting by crashing a mob syndicate meeting, Jessica's romance with El is threatened by a prostitute.

The search for Wendy leads Jodie and Maggie to a martial arts compound; Burt must explain his crackdown on a crime syndicate; Danny learns Chester is his real father.

After telling Burt the truth about Danny’s father, Mary recalls the day Jessica and Chester announced their engagement; in a ninja dungeon, Jodie proposes to Maggie.

As Mary accuses him of changing as a result of his newfound celebrity, Burt worries that Danny's plans to marry a hooker will damage his reputation.

Sex with Jessica unsettles El; news that Chester and Annie are married provokes a confrontation; Jodie uses hypnosis to help him with his indecision over marrying Maggie.

During a round of golf, Burt receives an unexpected offer from the Governor, while Danny’s infatuation with his stepmother, Annie, erupts into a full‑fledged affair.

El Puerco is provoked into challenging Chester to a duel; after suggesting that Burt see a therapist to save his marriage, Jessica is kidnapped by communists and taken to Malaguay.

Chester discovers Danny in bed with his stepmother and everyone awaits the kidnappers’ demands for Jessica’s release; the Governor urges Burt to disassociate from his family.

Chester goes ballistic after discovering Danny in bed with his stepmother, Jessica faces a Malaguayan firing squad, and a phony tip about a big drug deal draws Burt into an ambush.