Chelmsford 123

Aulus seeks psychiatric help and is found to be suffering from a rare stress-related disease.

A heatwave hits Chelmsford gives an opportunity for the Romans to top up their tans.

Badvoc attempts to relieve Aulus Paulinus of a priceless ring and use it to exact sexual favours.

Aulus' friend, Grasientus, winner of The Ugliest Git in the Empire, falls in love with a beautiful British girl.

Aulus hasn't heard anything of Badvoc for weeks which mean only one of two things...

Aulus' priceless statue of the heavenly twins is stolen by Badvoc. Confusion arises when he tries to get it back

Aulus' day has started badly, is getting worse and can only go downhill.