America's Dumbest Criminals
Season 3 Episode 7 - Squirreled Away
Witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
Audio Languages: English
Subtitles: English
Starring:Daniel ButlerDebbie AlanTom Sparks
Directed by:Glenn Petach
Season 3
S03:E01 - Best Dressed Burglars
Witness joy-riding teenagers desperately in need of driver's education and some best-dressed burglars.
S03:E02 - Man vs. Machine
Witness a criminal getting more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.
S03:E03 - Funeral Flare-Up
Witness a small town getting terrorized by a big pig, a hard-hitting reminder of why should always wear a helmet and a flare-up at a funeral home.
S03:E04 - Home Exterminator
Witness a home exterminator ridding a house of valuables and a camera catching a burglar literally breaking and then entering.
S03:E05 - Rookie Robbery
Witness two rookie robbers starting a life of crime, a lady who holds a full mink coat in her stretch pants and a liquor store robber.
S03:E06 - Restroom Robber
Witness a criminal you might mistake for an action star, a man caught in the women’s restroom and a guy looking to meet girls by breaking into cars.
S03:E07 - Squirreled Away
Witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
S03:E08 - Singing for Supper
Witness a huge divide of loot, a group of officers that make criminals sing for their supper and a clever way to break into a store.
S03:E09 - Private Peeping Tom
Witness a "Peeping Tom" get protective over his territory, a drunk driver who ends up high and dry and a man wired on more than nicotine.
S03:E10 - Stealing Stinks
Witness a man who broke into a van and got more than he bargained for and a robber who could use a pale and shovel for his disguise.
S03:E11 - Stool Pigeon
Witness a parrot that might really be a stool pigeon, some teenagers out in the middle of the night and the world’s slowest car chase.
S03:E12 - Half-Baked Burglary
Witness a half-baked attempt to steal a bread truck, a major appliance that stops a crook cold and much more.
S03:E13 - Bumper Crop
Witness someone trying to make their mark, a proud pot grower and someone who skimps on the expense of a full-time getaway driver.
S03:E14 - On Thin Ice
Witness a crook sliding on thin ice before a major slip-up, a wakeup call for criminals to select a new career and much more.
S03:E15 - Meter-Maid Rescue
Witness a guy choosing a strange way to make up with his girlfriend, the underestimated crime-fighting force of meter maids and much more.
S03:E16 - Chimney Surprise
Witness a few criminals who try to escape Santa-style, a cab driver who gets the best of a passenger and a man who should have just called a ride.
S03:E17 - Pot Pup
Witness a pup with some pot whose owners get collared, law enforcement’s cool new invention and a thief with a flood of problems.
S03:E18 - Picture Perfect
Witness a case of picture-perfect stupidity, a duct-dwelling criminal venting his anger and a dope who’s two time zones from his destination.
S03:E19 - Sticky Fingers
Witness a criminal who missed his exit by a long shot, a criminal-tagging pizza boomerang and some misguided fellows who turn themselves in.
S03:E20 - Houdumbi
Witness a getaway plan based on running in a circle, a silly crook whose magic trick earns him the name "Houdumbi" and a blockhead in a cell.
S03:E21 - Saucy Saga
Witness a toilet-bound sector of society, a man in his birthday suit and the saucy saga of a man saved by a grocery item.
S03:E22 - Whose Got Mail?
Witness a mailman hungry for birthday cards, a man intoxicated by his molotov cocktail and a canine officer with an amazing story.
S03:E23 - Need a Lift
Witness a couple getting more than their belongings back, a cop that helps a criminal with his pants and a man who can’t recall his night.
S03:E24 - Short Fuse
Witness a criminal with a handful of dynamite, a crook getting familiar with license plates before jail and a surefire accident waiting to happen.
S03:E25 - Diaper Boy
Witness a video proving the escalator won’t be the only thing going down and a camera showing more than bears in the woods.
S03:E26 - Sleepy Service
Witness a robber counting cash while a waitress counts sheep, some guys who would rather not wait for a sale and much more.
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