The Dick Van Dyke Show

While on a nationally televised talk show, Laura accidentally reveals that Alan Brady is wearing a toupee.

Rob sees a flying saucer but nobody believes him.

Rob and Laura try to find a permanent home for an ugly dog from the pound after using it in studio for a dog sketch.

Laura regrets enrolling Rob into art lessons after the teacher appears to show an interest in him.

Rob's dreams of inheriting his great uncle's fortune are dashed when he receives an old roll-top desk.

When Freddie Helper connects the freckles on Rob's back with a marker, an interesting picture appears.

The Petries wonder if they're being duped when former maid Maria sends her matador boyfriend to work for them.

When Ritchie tells his friends a few stories about human reproduction, his parents wind up in the school psychologist's office.

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of the Army camp.

Rob and Laura clash over which of them is the better writer of a children's story.

After getting into a fight with Laura, Rob heads to the bar but winds up getting questioned by police when a woman gets injured.

Rob recalls the time he was out of work with a new home, no furniture and a pregnant wife.

Laura gives Rob an expensive watch at his birthday party. But when the watch goes missing, Rob concludes that one of his friends may be a thief.

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his brainy opponent.

Rob's parents gift a Petrie family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally drops it in the garbage disposal.

When Mel Cooley takes Rob's advice and stands up to Alan Brady, he is promptly fired.

After Ritchie discovers a secret document of Rob and Laura's, they are forced to reveal their divorce papers issued by Mexico.

Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show and is flooded with fan mail.

Buddy's behavior leads Rob and Sal to believe he's seeing a psychiatrist or having an affair.

Rob has to find a television set to watch a TV show for Alan Brady while attending an out-of-town wedding party with Laura.

When Rob, Sally and Buddy learn that Alan Brady is cutting down his writing staff, the trio seek a new gig together.

A film crew takes over the Petrie house during Mille and Jerry's wedding anniversary party for an Alan Brady documentary.

The "Alan Brady" writing staff realizes they've sent Alan their latest script without first removing their insults against him.

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents put a neighbor's home under surveillance.

Rob is cast opposite a gorgeous Italian actress in a low-budget film and turns out to be a terrible on-screen lover.

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie Helper's jealousy of their new neighbors.

Laura and Millie spend a harrowing night alone when Rob and Jerry go off on a fishing trip.

While anesthetized in Jerry's dentist's chair for a tooth extraction, Rob dreams he's a sheriff in the Old West.

After five years of struggle, Rob finally finishes his first book.