The Dick Van Dyke Show
Season 3 Episode 21 - The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth
Rob and Buddy find themselves overworked when Sally becomes a television personality overnight.
Audio Languages: English
Subtitles: English
Season 3
S03:E01 - That's My Boy?
Rob recalls the hectic days after Ritchie was born, when he was sure the hospital had given him and Laura the wrong baby.
S03:E02 - The Masterpiece
Rob unwittingly bids on and wins an ugly clown painting that covers another work beneath, perhaps a masterpiece.
S03:E03 - Laura's Little Lie
Rob would like to know why Laura disappears every time his insurance agent comes over or calls.
S03:E04 - Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
Rob and Laura must remarry to maintain legal marital status, but a marital squabble before the judge may prevent it.
S03:E06 - Too Many Stars
As director of the annual variety show, Rob is conflicted between casting Laura as the leading woman or a talented newcomer to the neighborhood.
S03:E07 - Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
Following a concussion at the office, Rob winds up at a swinging party in New Jersey with no idea how he got there.
S03:E08 - Uncle George
Rob's energetic Uncle George comes for a visit to eagerly pressure Rob into finding him a wife.
S03:E09 - Big Max Calvada
A man with suspected underworld connections asks Rob, Sally and Buddy to write a comedy routine for his no-talent nephew.
S03:E10 - The Ballad of the Betty Lou
Rob and Jerry's friendship is sorely tested when they buy a boat together.
S03:E11 - Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.
S03:E12 - The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears…
Rob struggles between his civic duty and fear for his family's safety when he believes he can identify the two robbers in a jewelry store holdup.
S03:E13 - The Alan Brady Show Presents
It's the first Christmas presentation of "The Alan Brady Show" where he turns the spotlight upon his talented staff to entertain the TV public.
S03:E14 - The Third One From the Left
A young chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.
S03:E15 - My Husband Is the Best One
Rob's job is threatened by a news article praising him more than Alan for the success of "The Alan Brady Show."
S03:E16 - The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura become matchmakers.
S03:E17 - The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
Rob is overwhelmed by jealousy when he meets one of Laura's old flames and later discovers that she saved a box of love poems he sent her.
S03:E18 - A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
A social game of poker turns sour when it's discovered Rob has been playing with a marked deck.
S03:E19 - Happy Birthday and Too Many More
When Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party, 63 screaming kids cause a ruckus at the Petrie house.
S03:E20 - The Brave and the Backache
Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.
S03:E21 - The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth
Rob and Buddy find themselves overworked when Sally becomes a television personality overnight.
S03:E22 - My Part-Time Wife
When Laura fills in for Sally at the office, her performance exceeds everyone's expectations.
S03:E23 - Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
Rob recalls the hectic time of his Army marriage to Laura, and the difficulty in obtaining a three-day pass for their honeymoon.
S03:E24 - How to Spank a Star
At the insistence of an overbearing guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show."
S03:E25 - The Plots Thicken
A family crisis develops when both Rob and Laura's parents compete to get the couple committed to their respective cemetery plots.
S03:E26 - Scratch My Car and Die
A scratch on Rob's new car causes a domestic crisis at the Petrie house.
S03:E27 - The Return of Edwin Carp
Rob attempts to coax a legendary radio star out of retirement for a TV special.
S03:E28 - October Eve
An oil painting of Laura is being shown at an art gallery and although she posed fully clothed, the artist took the liberty of "undraping" her.
S03:E29 - Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail
Rob goes to see an old Army buddy's nightclub act and winds up spending the night in jail.
S03:E30 - My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
Rob and Laura suspect their neighbor Jerry is having an affair after spotting him at a fancy restaurant with a pretty blonde.
S03:E31 - I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
Fearing he may be going bald, Rob tries a barber's secret recipe which consists of ingredients usually reserved for a salad.
S03:E32 - Teacher's Petrie
Laura's new writing teacher, Mr. Caldwell, thinks she shows promise but Rob is skeptical of his intentions.
S03:E33 - My Two Showoffs and Me
Mel wants a reporter to watch the writers at work, but Rob thinks they'll end up performing for the reporter instead of getting anything done.
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