A novelist named Ron Grimshaw wants Mandy to work for him as a researcher, but it’s not what it seems and Matthew hires a prostitute as a surprise birthday present for Martin.

While Mandy and Martin are out at work, Matthew spends his days eating pizza, and watching videos. He is bored, very bored, and to make matters worse, he can’t sleep either.

Martin decides to change his life by moving out of the flat and becoming a teacher and Matthew gets busy sizing up potential female flatmates to take his place.

Mandy has a lot of debts, so an invitation to the Savoy and the possibility of a job in Bermuda might solve her problems.

Mandy is going out with a famous boxer, but she isn’t enjoying it. Martin’s date with American Nancy is ruined by a lack of condoms and his inability to navigate his way back...

Driven mad by the racket coming from the flat above, Matthew goes upstairs to complain. The noise is being made by a band rehearsing and somehow Matthew ends up becoming the...