The Gavin Crawford Show

Fed up with small Theatre Gavin decides to go "commercial", meanwhile his best pal Marypat takes over his role in an avante Garde theatre piece run by Marcus and Ross.

Gavin's, Holy – Oh's, cereal commercial turns out to be a hit with religious fanatics, much to the amusement of Marypat.

Gavin mixes up cell phones with Australian feminist Len Henderson who's lecture Marypat attends with disastrous results. Fashion God Uwe Meyer tries to give a superhero an image adjustment.

Marypat convinces Gavin to try stand up at Marcus open mic night. Marypat and Marcus have become an item and Gavin is less than impressed.

Gavin can't stop playing "Virtual Neighbourhood" and Mary Pat can't get enough energy supplements. Their addictions cause the destruction of Gavin's apartment much to the dismay of a hunky local fireman.

Gavin becomes the poster boy for his gym. Mary Pat takes a yoga class, but gets uncomfortable when instructor Michael Michaels gets a little too close.

After an encounter with a cute kid, Gavin tries to convince Mary Pat that they should have a baby. Mary Pat admits to being afraid of children and her fears are realized when she goes to visit her old college roommate.

Gavin meets a creepy photographer in the subway washroom. Figuring a well-timed scandal is always good for a career, Mary Pat dares Gavin to go back and try to score, while she goes to get some nude pictures taken.

When Gavin gets arrested for unpaid speeding tickets, mail destruction, resisting arrest, assault and robbery, he finds Mary Pat isn't much help at his trial.

Gavin meets a cute boy in a trendy store and decides to funk up his wardrobe so he can fit in. His silver outfit doesn't impress Mary Pat.

Gavin can't seem to get any respect from his bank, but Mary Pat's new power suit gets her respect from everyone she encounters. Frustrated, Gavin tries to melt her with a glass of water.

Public displays of affection gross out Gavin. Mary Pat finds the perfect man, but is afraid he's too perfect. Porn star Hugey McNutts does "lady porn" and falls in love with his co-star.