Flavor of Love

Flavor Flav welcomes 20 women to his macadocious mansion with the hope of finding the next great love of his life. To start things off he gives the girls nicknames (he’d never be able to remember their real ones) and then throws a get-to-know-ya mixer in the backyard by the pool. But this isn’t your ordinary bachelor! Catty posturing and half naked swimming lead up to the first elimination ceremony. As the ceremony commences, one of the girls is absent only to be found face down on the living room couch… vomiting. Five girls are going home, will the puker be eliminated?

Flavor Flav challenges his remaining fifteen Flavorettes to a never before attempted hot tub speed dating competition. That’s right, fifteen hottubs, fifteen half naked girls, and one bathrobe clad rap star. The girls are given ten minutes each to leave a lasting impression on Flav as he scuttles wet and shivering from tub to tub in his fuzzy leopard print slippers. In the end, three girls are chosen because Flav “was feelin’” (it’s a metaphor) them the most. The next day, the three girls that won the hot tub competition accompany Flav on a group roller disco date complete with seventies attire. At the snack bar, Flav asks some probing questions about the women’s past relationships. Will the girls have the right answers? They had better, because five more girls are going home tonight.

Ten girls are left and the competition is getting stiff. Flav divides the girls into groups of five and presents them with two challenges. In the first challenge, he wants five of the girls to meet some old friends of his. The girl that his old friends like the best will get a private date with Flav. Much to the girls’ surprise, Flav drops them off to assist at an old folks home. The second challenge, Flav wants the other five girls to throw a birthday party for some pals of his. The girl his pals like the best will also win a private date with Flav. But instead of dropping them off at a nightclub, Flav escorts the girls to a gazebo in the park where a birthday is in process with twenty five screaming our year olds. It’s time to see what kind of Moms these girls will make. Will the girls who win the private dates save themselves from he next elimination? Or will they put their foot in their mouth, along with their white zinfandel? Either way, two girls have got to go!

Flavor Flav has a special surprise for his eight remaining ladies. His “moms”, Anna Drayton has come to visit. She is going to take her son and the eight girls to church and then out for tea. Hopefully these girls remembered to pack something respectable to wear because the house of God is no place for a thong bikini. The next day, Flav, who loves food, challenges the girls to a fried chicken cook off. The ladies will attempt to make fried chicken from his mother’s secret recipe. The girl who makes the best chicken gets a date out with Flav and his mom. The winner had better mind her table manners because Mother Drayton is going to have a say in which girl is going home tonight.

Flavor Flav is a good luck person. So he needs a good luck woman. To test the girls on this trait, he flies the seven remaining women to Vegas on his private jet. The girl who wins the most money at the roulette table then will accompany him on a private date in a five star Vegas restaurant while the other girls hit a taco stand and then head for the strip clubs. The next day, Flav challenges the girls to the Five Senses Heptathlon, testing each of the girls on their smell, taste, sound, touch, and… visual assets. So after sniffing, licking, groping, ogling, and listening to the girls sing badly, Flav tallies the scores. The girl who scored the highest overall gets some private time with Flav in his Jacuzzi bath. Flav finds a lucky girl who appeals to all his senses, but his world is thrown upside down when some tragic news affects his elimination plans. One girl leaves… but no the one Flav intended.

There’s six girls left so Flav brings out the big guns. He flies Brigitte Neilsen into town to get to know the girls a little better. And to really get the dirt, Brigitte has set up a lie detector test for the Flavorettes. After grilling the girls, Brigitte takes them out on the town where the sparks really begin to fly. Over brunch the next day, Brigitte downloads Flav over who he should keep and who he should lose in the upcoming elimination. It’s a sweetly strange reunion, folks, with a surprise ending even we didn’t see coming.

Four girls are left so Flav decides it’s time to hit the road. Flav takes two of the young ladies to Palm Springs for a spa retreat where things get muddy, wet and crazy. The other two young ladies he takes on Safari to the San Diego Wild Animal Park and then to a world-class hotel in old town. Here’s the catch; on both trips Flav has one suite but two girls. Who’s going to be the third wheel? And who’s going home on the next elimination?

Three girls are left! Things are getting serious so Flav decides it’s time to meet the ladies’ parents. He flies all the parents into town and takes them out for a meal and an activity he thinks their mothers and/or fathers might enjoy. From mani/pedies to tennis, Flav is out to impress. Hopefully for the girls, their parents will be on their best behavior as well, because after all the old folks have left, one of the girls is going to be sent home. This episode ends with one of the most bitter, brutal and trashy eliminations ever.

The final two girls remain. To celebrate having made it this far, Flav takes the two girls to Puerto Vallarta for an exotic three day Mexican getaway. During their stay, Flav will spend twenty four hours alone with each girl (which is a good thing because these girls hate each other and the gloves are coming off). From a canopy tour of the rainforest to a private island getaway, Flav rolls in pimped out style no matter what country he’s in. We know both the girls will be impressed, but which of them will get to live this kind of lifestyle AFTER the final elimination?

Flavor Flav and all 20 of the original Flavorettes are back for a reunion show like you've never seen before. Flav and the girls will update us on their lives, give their two cents on the show, and air their dirty laundry. Plus, New York and Pumkin finally square off and settle the "spit incident" once and for all.