Midtown

In the pilot episode of Midtown, we meet Baker and Malloy, two New York City cops who have an opinion on everything. They discuss the gay pride parade, using NLP with people on the street, and meet a comic impersonator.

After Baker debates the existence of Jewish superheroes, Malloy confesses that his new Jewish girlfriend is causing changes in his behavior. As Malloy spews Jewish expressions and logic, Baker contends that Malloy is pushing too hard and will drive his girlfriend away.

In order for Baker and Malloy to track down a guy who's been assaulting transgender men in the city, they dress as women. Malloy's "proprietary blend" of cologne sparks a hot debate as to whose more attractive to the assaulter.

Baker and Malloy debate the odds of the Powerball while dealing with a man who thinks he's a werewolf, a woman who believes her cat dolls are alive, and a gypsy woman who puts a curse on Malloy for insulting her.

The cops are back and they still never stop talking. In the 2nd episode of Midtown, Baker and Malloy deal with an attractive woman who was a victim of a burglary, which leads them to debate women on the street, who'd they rather sleep with, and who they want to read about on overnight stakeouts.