Please Tell Me I'm Adopted

Tiffany's fateful decision to move in with her sister and brother-in-law after her life falls apart has some unexpected consequences.

Tiffany gives Scientology and try and ends up bringing home a new friend named Tom.

When Scientology proves too expensive for Tiffany, Tom Cruz suggests she go vegan to "cleanse" her thetan. Tiffany gives it her best shot, but between only having wine, a stinky durian, & a big juicy burger in the room, her will is comedically tested!

Tiffany continues her search for enlightenment by bringing home a Venice Beach guru who claims he can teach her to be free and literally "walk through walls"! Do Tiffany and the patio door both survive the episode?

Tiffany intends to marry a Sheik she met online, become Muslim and move to Saudi Arabia.

Tiffany tries being a Luciferian and brings her mentor Damian home to meet the family.