Wayside

Its Valentines Day, and Dana uses a variety of power tools and a puppeteered ponytail to force Todd and Maurecia to fall in love. / While Mrs. Jewls is on a faculty retreat, a cow wanders into her class and the students mistake it for a substitute teacher.

Everyone brings their pet to class. / The students try to throw Principal Kidswatter a surprise birthday party.

Maurecia accidentally gets promoted to the 29th floor Honors Class. / Myron adopts a head of lettuce as his baby brother.

Myron dresses up like a giant-headed, mascot version of Todd in order to inspire the schools tetherball team. / A casual game of tag goes awry when Todd tags Myron, and Myron uses his newfound status as it to demand special treatment.

Best friends Dana and Myron have a fight. / Todd saves a kindergarten kids stuffed animal, and the 5 year olds make him their king.

Todd tries to prevent Principal Kidswatter from running a home shopping channel out of his office. / Todd and Kidswatter get stuck in the schools elevator, which only goes sideways (instead of up and down).

When Kidswatter sees Todd deliver his oral report in mime, he drafts him for the schools ballroom dancing team. / Believing she is a distant relative of Miss Mush, Dana adopts the attire, tradition, and attitude of Miss Mushs strange Mamaland.

Kidswatter tricks Todd into being Principal for the Day while he goes on vacation. / At Wayside, the students give the teachers report cards.

When Todd snubs her at the costume party, Maurecia falls head over heels for a mystery kid in shining armor. / While the kids tell "ghost stories" around a campfire, we learn the incredible story of Mrs. Gorf, who punishingly turned her students into apples.

Todd eats Miss Mush mushroom surprise and falls helplessly in love with his teacher Mrs. Jewls. / When Miss Mush quits the cafeteria, Kidswatter replaces her with a cruel French chef who cooks great, but is horribly mean to the kids.

Myron discovers a strange nose flute in music class that makes the students all kooky when certain notes are played. / After discovering the students have mistaken a pile of stage props for a wishing well, Todd accidentally makes some wishes come true.

Louis is sent back to class when Kidswatter discovers he never graduated. / Feeling rejected by Maurecia, Fluffy the porcupine runs away, and is mistaken for a new hairpiece by Kidswatter.