Dick Hopper: Private Eye

Hot on the heels of committing patricide, Vincent Dinero approaches Dick Hopper, Private Eye with a false plea of innocence and clear desire to acquit himself of guilt. Hookwinked by Vincent’s slimy charms, Dick takes the case.

Dick questions Vincent’s brother, Earnest Dinero, about his father’s death. Unbeknownst to Dick, his interrogation tactics attract more than just answers from Earnest, but Dick only has eyes for Earnest’s sister, the precocious Daisy Dinero…

While Vincent learns a thing or two about the law from his friendly bail bondsman, Goldie goes undercover for a candid interview with Earnest. Meanwhile, Dick’s dream-girl steps out of his head and into his office when Daisy Dinero walks through his door.

Dick ignores Earnest’s continued romantic advances and hunts down local drug dealer (and high school theater heartthrob) Rico Ricardo. Goldie approaches Sgt. McRuff and Lindsey about a possible corn based conspiracy, but her theory falls on deaf ears.

With Goldie sniffing too close to their cornhole, Sgt. McRuff and Lindsey bring their concerns to their boss, Mayor Whitmore. On the run from his Bail Bondsman, Vincent Dinero lays low at The Farmer’s corn den.

Dick sits down for a revealing dinner with all three Dinero siblings. Things escalate quickly when the wine flows too freely.