Numb Chucks

S02:É02 - S02:E02 - Orange Is the New Black Belt

Thanks to a strange Mayoral tradition, Buford is kissed by the Salmon of Justice and is granted a wish, thus banning kung fu in all of Ding-a-Ling Springs. When the Chucks finally snap (eight minutes later) they’re shipped off to prison where they are forced to watch a Woodchuck Morris, rehabilitation film about crochet.