S01:E01 - The Big Queasy
Fussy Rocco endures hunger strike for better food but eats science specimens. // Possibly poisoned salmon ruins posh party. // Hot-dogs at Maxi-Frank theme park made with garbage. // Grocery clerk eats nuts previously sucked by Granny.
S01:E02 - Boys and Ghouls
The embarrassing ramifications of eating chili before a first date. // Girl-shy tongue-tied guy transformed by a girl/ghost. // A couple 'well suited'; First date at Halloween dance, costumes not necessary. // Joe is fleeing in fear from cop, while cop is chasing Slasher in back seat of Joe's car.
S01:E03 - Animal Moggotism
Dead pet bunny makes reappearance with help of dog and baby-sitter. // Foreign cuisine's secret ingredient translates to horror for Peterson family on vacation. // Big game hunter scared of bugs; gets earwigs on the brain. // Far flung kitty twice saved.
S01:E04 - Take This Job and Love It!
Pizza delivery guy encounters girl with an odd collection in her basement. // Carpet installer bonds with bird who then bonds with the carpet. // A tabloid photographer chases an alien story and overturns spuds. // Cockroach infested motel has magic finger beds.
S01:E05 - Designer Tales
A beauty pageant contestant tries to win through dehydration but ends up getting soaked. // Spiders nest in beehive. // A zipper caught ruins snob's dinner. // Two high school fashion 'plates' compete for best dressed honours but end up overexposed.
S01:E06 - Boo!
High school disco dummy transforms into astrophysics academic to reunite with lost Martian love // An army brat gets pinned down as he goes through graveyard-club initiation // A scout-master gets his own after scaring the piddle out of Puddle // Vampire waiter brings house specialty from basement at home
S01:E07 - When You Gotta Go
Passenger plane has close call with a mountain as incompetent crew locked out of cockpit. // Matrimonial break-up creates buyers market. // A security expert over secures his car but finds out that even the 'safest' place is not secure enough. // Infidelity or birthday surprise? Jealousy turns gift Cadillac into lawn ornament.
S01:E08 - Law and Disorder
While debugging hotel room, chandelier is a 'hit' in the honeymoon suite below. // 'Rats', for Sonny the Swipe...giftwrapped. // Sewage sucks when 'moocher' out for gas. // A close call for young lovers; killer's hook found hanging onto car...the musical.
S01:E09 - Not the Waltons
Bad choice of soup does not blow tennis player's chance of making a love match. // Well preserved salty sea captain remains a constant in couples anniversary claret. // Fortune results when 'nature calls' an old woman to a funeral. // A 'consummate' leap ends cousins feud over bride at wedding.
S01:E10 - Ooops
Haughty horticultural society horrified as specimen spews forth snakes. // Professional couple unknowingly emit foul odour during opening night at a theatrical performance. // School stud loses chance with sweetheart when he sends her dog out of 3rd floor window to fetch a ball. // Uncle Dimitri is the 'spice' of life...literally!
S01:E11 - Gotcha
Chef/waiter gobs in soup for surly customer unaware that his daughter is sharing the meal. // A 'guilty' baggage handler replaces a little girl's dead dog; she is shocked to see the dog arrive alive. // Con artist granny has her way with Frank in the grocery store. // Ultra cool club kid experiences latest craze and loses body to a hot little blonde number.
S01:E12 - School Daze
A little girl is put off her favourite juice upon seeing bad Billy 'hoark' into a vat of her favourite drink while at the factory. // A boy and a girl express their feelings for each other through a written class exercise. // Frat boy downs woman's contacts while waiting for her panties. // Dissected frog guts from science class end up in swim team's fundraiser chili.
S01:E13 - End of the Day
Crossdressing once a year brings financial rewards to 'aging' film star. // Ernie would have become a bookkeeper had he been able to read/write, instead he becomes a millionaire. // Ghostbuster Dave locates family ghost trying to sabotage a move from the house. // Only the pig's legs get eaten in exchange for heroic deeds performed for farm family.