Idiot TV

Idiot TV, the sister show to Car Crash TV, is here to showcase the world’s idiots in their moments of incomprehensible glory. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to the proliferation of smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for the world’s biggest buffoons. From stupid show offs to wacky woodcutters to face-first falling fools, this second episode of the first series features all sorts of outrageous and hilarious action. Gold medal buffoonery collected and curated like never before, with slow motion, rewinds, and close ups to highlight the very best falls, faults and fails. This episode kicks off with all the nonsense that takes place on the morning commute – rush hour is a time to stay indoors! We enjoy a lot of people falling face first in the dirt. And with most of the people we feature being of the masculine variety, we look at just how stupid women can be too! Who knew? This episode introduces some regular features: we try and improve the love life of a luckless loser, and head down to the disco with DJ Steve for a megamix mash up. Plenty of cycling idiocy too, as sports reporter Tristram Ponsonby Crumm brings us all the latest action on two wheels. All that plus loads more people doing incredibly stupid stuff. Whatever you do, do not copy any of the action you see on Idiot TV – you might not be so lucky.

Idiot TV, the sister show to Car Crash TV, is here to showcase the world’s idiots in their moments of incomprehensible glory. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to the proliferation of smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for the world’s biggest buffoons. From flaming fools to wacky wannabes to gym-ing jackasses, this latest episode of the debut series features all sorts of outrageous and hilarious action. Gold medal buffoonery collected and curated like never before, with slow motion, rewinds, and close ups to highlight the very best falls, faults and fails. This episode takes a peek at people who love to work out, and lengths they’ll go to in order to get svelte. We go behind the scenes at the army base… and see what our troops are really doing when they’re not out there saving the world. We take a look at lots of people dancing… badly. And we speak to one of the world’s least known chefs to find out what he’s cooking… and it’s the sort of fayre that’ll leave a nasty taste in the mouth. We take a trip to South Africa with Willie De Villiers to see what’s happening in the news. As it turns out, there’s quite a lot going on – dodgy drivers, giddy gardeners and tremendous tree huggers to name but a few. All that plus explosive exercises, granny gyrations, kitchen micturition and loads more people doing incredibly stupid stuff. Whatever you do, do not copy any of the action you see on Idiot TV – you might not escape unscathed!

Idiot TV, the sister show to Car Crash TV, is here to showcase the world’s idiots in their moments of incomprehensible glory. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to the proliferation of smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for the world’s most brilliant bozos. From dodgy drinker to groovy golfers to ballsy boarders, this latest episode of the debut series features all sorts of outrageous and hilarious action. Gold medal buffoonery collected and curated like never before, with slow motion, rewinds, and close ups to highlight the very best falls, faults and fails. This episode features people dancing badly, drinking badly and dressing themselves… badly. What’s not to love? We take an idiotic look at Hollywood with some remarkable movie remakes. Some of the stunts need to be seen to be believed. We have a feature on everyone’s favourite idiot – the criminal - proving again that crime does pay, if you’re clever about it, but if you’re an idiot it’s a very different story. Regular features make a return: The Lonely Hearts section tries to find a match for unfortunate Fletch, and DJ Steve returns to mash up another clip. We get an in-depth report from golfing correspondent Tristram Ponsonby Crumm at the Idiot Open, where the competitors don’t seem to be taking the tournament too seriously – some of the driving is way over par! All that plus boozers, ballers, skateboarders and much more stupidity besides. Whatever you do, do not copy any of these fools. Ever!

Idiot TV is here to showcase the world’s idiots in their moments of incomprehensible glory. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to the proliferation of smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for the world’s biggest buffoons. From bottle bad boys to wheelie wallies to Christmas crackers, this latest mind-bending episode of the debut series is crammed with nonsensical nincompoopery. The very best in idiotic behavior sorted, consolidated and packaged with slow motion, rewinds, and close ups to highlight the very best falls, faults and fails. We sit back and watch as seemingly ordinary people try to control ordinary vehicles in our feature “Look at Them Go!”. And we take a look at how Christmas manages to bring the worst out of people at the most wonderful time of year. We look east to see what’s going on in Russia with the latest edition of World News, which features lots of people enjoying vodka, Russia’s strongest man and a potential Eurovision entry. All that plus police, politicians, party goers and so much more idiocy. Whatever you do, do not copy any of these fools. Ever!

Idiot TV is here to showcase the world’s idiots in their moments of incomprehensible glory. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to the proliferation of smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for the world’s biggest buffoons. And now this latest scarcely believable episode of the debut series is here to give those clowns the biggest stage of all. We’ve got the very best in idiotic behavior sorted, consolidated and packaged with slow motion, rewinds, and close ups to highlight the very best falls, faults and fails. This episode gives the side eye to some pretty awful fashion choices, gives the glad eye to a bunch of idiotic employees, and says “Aye aye” to a wondrous wealth of wedded wallies. And in our special feature “The Why Factor”, we enjoy some absolutely awful auditions, and ask why anyone would film this stuff. DJ Steve is back with another musical mash up, flip reversing a clip of some more idiotic behavior. And in the Lonely Hearts section, a man who likes eating glass is looking for love. Tristram Ponsonby Crumm is back with the sports news. This week, he’s bringing us up to speed on something he actually knows a bit about - watersports. All this and so much more nonsensical nonsense of this captivating episode of Idiot TV. Tune in, watch and laugh. But whatever you do, do not copy any of the action you see on Idiot TV – you might not be so lucky!

Idiot TV is here to give a stage to the world’s worst players in their moments of incomprehensible glory. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to the proliferation of smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for the world’s biggest buffoons. This latest incomprehensible edition of Idiot TV is brimming with blundering builders, dancing dimwits and stupid show offs. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close ups to enhance their incredible idiocy. We head to the construction site to see just what builders really get up to when they’re busy missing deadlines. We watch the Commander in Thief trying to rob a grocery store. And we enjoy lots of people failing to execute elaborate stunts. The latest edition of World News comes from the good old U S of A, as Dwayne Beanhammer brings us helpful footage form spring break and a Texan speed dating event. And in a special feature, we look at the fun that can be had with bins. Who have thought?! All that plus and so much more on this mind-numbing episode of Idiot TV! Watch and enjoy this nonsense, but never ever imitate it. Ever!

Idiot TV is back to bear witness to another bounty of beautiful bozos, and bring them all to your telly box. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to the proliferation of smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for the world’s biggest buffoons. This fabulous fourth episode of the debut series of Idiot TV is brimming with all sorts of hilarious nonsense. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close ups to enhance their incredible idiocy. We enjoy women being stupid for a change. Yes, it doesn’t happen often, but in Woman’s Hour, we see the female of the species at their very worst. We head down the race track to watch some cycling silliness and enjoy New Year’s Eve with some firework loving fools. And in our Guide to Winter, we show you how not to approach the coldest season. 80’s legend DJ Steve is back, mashing up another clip. And we try to find a love match for Motorbike Mad Mike – he may be on crutches, but that doesn’t mean he’s not up for it. And it’s a debut for our new Sports News correspondent. Rummy Talker is here to talk us through all the goings on at the grand prix. All that plus even more eye watering idiocy on this possibly illegal but definitely legal episode of Idiot TV! And remember, do not copy anything you see on this programme. It’s for your own good.

Idiot TV is back with a bang on you telly box to bring you the world’s very best idiots and their incomprehensible deeds. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to the proliferation of smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for the world’s biggest buffoons. This fantastic fifth episode of the debut series of is bursting at the seams with prattish pensioners, pogo bozos and wobbly wallies. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close ups to enhance their incredible idiocy. We take a look at relationships, and observe how it is that so many we consider our best friends seem to really have it in for us. What are friends for indeed. And we check out all the action at rush hour – a time that seems to have an extraordinarily high ratio of nonsensical behavior. Javier Sanchez brings us the latest news from Mexico, where celebrations are ongoing for President’s Day. All that plus young people, old people, snow people and so much more idiocy your TV may not be able to cope! So tune in and enjoy, but remember! Do not copy anything you see on this programme. Ever.

Ever wanted some advice on how not to live your life? Well fortunately for you, Idiot TV is here to give you examples of what not to do! Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to the proliferation of smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for the world’s biggest buffoons. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close ups to enhance their incredible idiocy. This latest installment of a show that has surprisingly failed to win any international recognition is brimming with the sort of mindless antics you’d expect from the sort of fame hungry, fire loving and lycra wearing fools that funnily enough are all featured. We give a stage to those hungry for recognition and not sure why, asking “whose got the Y Factor?” We ask whose got the Y Factor. We slide into some awfully tight clothes to enjoy some cycling stunts. And we strap on the padding for a trip to the ski slopes. Viewers are invited to phone in for a date with macho man (and technically married) Jesse, while DJ Steve spins some hip hop and bhangra on his wheels of steel. Tristram Ponsonby Crumm is back with more sports news. This time he’s in Dubrovnik for the World Gymnastic Championships. All that plus nonsense, nudity, and plenty of nincompoopery in this latest extraordinary episode of Idiot TV. Whatever you do, don’t miss it. And also whatever you do, don’t copy anything to see in this programme. It’s for your own good.

Idiot TV is here to bring you prime examples of idiocy to laugh at form the comfort of your favourite arm chair. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for the world’s biggest buffoons. This latest laughable episode of the debut series is crammed with ridiculous action at every turn. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close ups to enhance the incredible idiocy. It’s a well known fact that stupid people should never attempt DIY. Unfortunately, facts are not the realm of the dimwit, as our wealth of evidence will demonstrate. To help those who have a tendency to make fools of themselves, we show how they can try to get out of a muddle by “styling it out”. Unfortunately, such attempts often end in abject failure. It’s not all nonsense though. We get a round up of the news from Poland with Pavel Kowalski, where the newly elected president begins his celebrations. This that, the other and a myriad more tomfoolery in this unmissable episode of Idiot TV. And remember, never imitate the idiocy in this programme if you know what’s good for you.

Idiot TV is back once again and it’ll need a plaster as plenty more fools come a cropper on the silver screen. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for the world’s biggest buffoons. This lightly more stupid than average episode brims with bonkersness at every turn. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close ups to enhance the insanity. We slip into our swimmers to witness thrills and spills in the water. We slather on some lotion for protection from the sun and the idiots on holiday. And out of a sense of public duty, we bring footage of the world’s worst toilet, so that viewers can avoid it at all costs. The latest lonely loser looking for love is Pavel, who enjoys the simple life, like popping out for a screw to keep warm on a cold day. It’s a lot more boring than it sounds. And DJ Steve is flip reversing some spectacular drum, with a side order of bass. On an even less serious note, Mike L Pish brings us a weather update. And Tristram Ponsonby Crumm gets up to speed with the very latest from the world of boxing, kickboxing and other made up sports. All this and so much more, even cats! So tune in to Idiot TV. Strap yourself in for the ride. But whatever you do, don’t copy anything you see on this programme. Ever.

Idiot TV is here to give a platform to the planet’s prime plonkers in their hour of prestige. Back in the day, the only way to capture idiocy at large was through the dodgy lens of the family camcorder. But thanks to smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for the droves of dimwits with whom the rest of us must share the planet. This latest lactose intolerant iteration of the debut series is the ultimate reference point of stupidity, brimming with jobbing jerks, falling fools and whacky weddings. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close-ups to enhance their incredible idiocy. Forget college and diplomas – we can show you how to get noticed in the workplace. In ‘How to Get Sacked’, we’ve brought in top professionals to show us how it’s done. Plus, we enjoy some spectacular marital mishaps. And for the ‘fail purists’, we have some of history’s most fabulous falls. Eugosto de Fundos updates us with the latest news from Brazil, where relations with Argentina have fallen flat. Also inside: stupid surfers stacking it, public property painfully pilfered and loads more besides on this daringly droll episode of Idiot TV! Don’t miss it!

Idiot TV brings indelible images of unwanted individuals overdosing in idiocy right into your eyeballs. A long time ago in a time far, far away, the only way to capture moments of madness was through the viewfinder of the family camcorder, if you were lucky enough to have one. But thanks to smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for stupidity. This latest laughable episode of the debut series is packed to the brim with foolish flyers, nutty knockers and electric shockers. We head down to the gym, the refuge of the idiot, to check out those jerks on a mission to get swole. We enjoy some absolutely awful dancing, and we look at examples that prove Charlie Darwin’s theory of natural selection. And at everyone’s second favourite Olympics, sports reporter Tristram Ponsonby Crumb brings us all the action from the slopes. This week’s lonely heart looking for love is Willis, who has a fondness for wearing Y fronts – as many as he can at the same time. And DJ Steve will be putting some more idiotic nonsense into his melodic blender, taking us on dirty journey all the way from country to the Caribbean. All this and so much more, including firemen, fishermen and other sorts of men being really stupid indeed! So grab yourself a brew, settle down and enjoy. But whatever you do, don’t do what the idiots are doing! Ever.

Idiot TV is here to give an unwarranted platform to the very people who least deserve it. Back in the day, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for those who have fallen behind on their brain payments. This latest ludicrous episode of the debut series is overflowing with non-stop action from those determined to prove that evolution can go in reverse. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close-ups to enhance their stupendous stupidity. Because you demanded it, our rip-roaring opening feature will give insight into the illusive term ‘lad’ – what it actually means to be one, with supporting video evidence that is bound to make you either laugh, wince or cry. We look at people who have no idea how to behave on holiday, and we hit the slopes to see other people hitting the slopes. Polls suggest Idiot TV viewers like to keep abreast of current affairs. With that in mind, we head to Germany, where Claus Autobahn has the very latest news from the capital of Europe. We also see what idiots get up to at home and at play, plus lots more nonsense besides! So be sure to tune it, and whatever you do, do not copy any of the action you see on Idiot TV. Ever.

Someone famous once said that all the world’s a stage. Well Idiot TV is here to take that to a whole new level, and bring the planet’s biggest bird brains the chance to be seen on the silver screen. Back in the day, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, idiots can no longer get away with it! This latest chapter is full to bursting with prime cuts of idiocy. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close-ups to bring incredible stupidity right into your eyeballs. Ever wanted to run a business? Well we can show you what not to do in order to turn a profit. We can show you how to give yourself a decent chance of making it to your dotage, with loads of clips of old people showing us how not to live. And motoring madman Rummy Talker is back with more action on the roads. This week, our dedicated Lonely Hearts feature will try to hook up Spencer, who spends most of his time spinning round in cement mixers. Much like his anecdotes, old Spence does love going round in circles, but he may just have what you’re looking for if you’re interested in building a concrete relationship. DJ Steve is still on tour in his home country of Essex, and this time he’s bringing the drop. And by ‘the drop’, we are referring to the latest clip he’s chosen to remix – you’ll have to see it to believe it. And in the sports news, Tristram Ponsonby Crumm is back with the very latest from what he calls Soccerball. All that, plus some ridiculous animal behavior, because there are idiots in the animal kingdom too you know. So turn on, tune in and feast your eyes. Just don’t copy anything you see on Idiot TV. Ever.

Idiot TV is here to bring you the very best in nonsensical action from around the world! Back in the old days, the only practical way to film idiocy was by investing in a family camcorder. But nowadays you can’t move for smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV! So there is no hiding place for idiots! This latest lavish entry in the Idiot TV catalogue is barely contained by its packaging. Full to bursting with falls, faults and fails, which have been curated and exhibited for viewers’ delectation, using slow motion, rewinds and close-ups to enhance their mind-numbing insanity. Strap on your hard hat because we are joining Idiots On The Job, proving just how unsafe they are to have on site. We head down to the local picture house to check out which foolish feature films are Coming Soon, and we also unveil the very latest optical telepathic technology with a device that allows us to read the very little that is going on in the brain of an idiot-in-action. But it’s not all drivel! We’ve got the latest news from the home of French fries and French toast. Francois Francais keeps us up to speed with what’s going on over the Channel, including footage of a different sort of Brexit. And Mike L. Pish brings us a weather update – let’s hope he can get it right for once. All this and so much more absolute nonsense on this side-splitting episode of Idiot TV! Don’t miss it.

Feeling peckish? Well Idiot TV is here to serve up lashings of idiotic behavior with a side order of stupidity. So chow down! Remember the old family camcorder? Back in the day, it was the only way to capture your family and friends pratting about. But these days it’s a different story! Thanks to smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is nowhere to hide for those who are a short in the grey matter department. This barn storming episode of the debut series is a belter, brimming with award winning idiots, idiocy, and idiotic behavior. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close ups to enhance their full-blown stupidity for the silver screen. Some people don’t like show offs. Well Idiot TV loves them, because they endlessly prove that pride cometh before a fall. We take a look at why you shouldn’t move to a village – they’re full of idiots! Although not as much as your local gym, which is brimming with them. As a means of addressing the housing crisis, our Lonely Hearts feature tries to put Jumping Jack under the same roof as another single pringle unable to mingle. DJ Steve has banged together a swing-themed compilation from the planet remix. And in the sport, Rummy Talker talks us through the latest two wheeled action from the Idiot Moto Grand Prix. All this plus wacky welders, execrable exercisers and horrendous horseplay. So be sure to tune in to Idiot TV. But whatever you do, do not copy anything you see in this programme. Ever.

Idiot TV is here to bring a very special blend of idiocy and inject it into your eyeballs. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But now, there’s loads of ways to capture the idiot in their moment of madness! Thanks to smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no place to hide for those of us that are two slices of bread and a filling short of a sandwich. This latest luscious episode of the debut series is a puerile portfolio of stupidity. The very best falls, faults and fails have been brought together in one episode for your viewing pleasure, using slow motion, rewinds and close-ups to enhance their staggering silliness. Sometimes, a job needs doing straight away. Who cares whether you’ve got the correct tools? Just get it done, right? Wrong! Do it properly, or you may well end up on Idiot TV! Yes, we’ve a cornucopia of clowns cocking up on the job. We take a look at those fools who leave other holidaymakers shouting, “I Wish You Weren’t Here!”. And not for the faint hearted, we’ve a classic collection of people showing off in public, because exhibitionists making a scene is always fun. Plenty of important information to take in, as Moostafa Mountie brings us the latest news from everyone’s favourite North American country – Canada. Plus, people cocking up on wheels, people cocking up on the dance floor and a colossal catch at Loch Ness. All this and so much more on this classic episode of Idiot TV. Whatever you do, do not copy any of the action you see on this programme. Ever.

Idiot TV is here to put the world’s wackiest wallies on the greatest stage of all. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to 21st century tech such as smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for stupidity! This fantastic final episode of the debut season is bursting at the seams with people doing ridiculous stuff. We have collated all the very best falls, faults and fails into one convenient catalogue of calamity, using slow motion, rewinds and close ups to allow you to enjoy the nonsensical action even more! Keeping silly people safe on the street is a tricky job. Some things are simply impossible to make idiot proof – and we can show you what they are! Our Guide to Health and Safety shows you what not to do to avoid injury. And it turns out that even the animal kingdom is brimming with idiotic behavior! Who knew? Never let it be said this is a low brow show. We’ve invited Radio Bore’s Ryan Sewer to bring us the very best words he knows, assembled in poetry form. DJ Steve returns for his last booking of the season, flip-reversing a real head banger. And our Lonely Hearts team do what they can to try and find a rare breed of person: one who might be interested in dating a clown. This particular clown knows every trick in the book… although no one’s sure how such a terrible book ever made publication. In the sport, Tristam Ponsonby Crumm enjoys our diving championship perhaps a little too much. And we finish with an ode to the very best idiots from this debut season. All this plus silly sausages, helmet hilarity and dodgy dancing. It’s an episode you really don’t want to miss! Tune in and enjoy, but if you value your health, never copy anything you see on Idiot TV. Ever.