Crazy Bitches

Soap ingénue Stacy hooks up with Louis the bartender as new guests arrive at Ranch Wellness. Her sexual needs prove too much and Louis leaves, but Stacy isn’t alone long. That evening guests meet the staff. Teen Lacey sneaks out to meet Derek the pool boy.

All the guests assemble at the outdoor breakfast buffet and everyone’s cattier nature comes to the surface. After breakfast, it's pool time and all goes well until Aggie and Bethany get in a fight over Louis the bartender.

Louis talks Aggie out of her clothes and into the hot tub for sex. Later he still manages to end up in Bethany’s room. The next day a dead body is found. Izzy shows up to yell at Rhea for leaving LA with no notice. Rhea visits Pandora and things heat up.

Eleni and Teddi fight and make up. Honey and Louis hook up. Rhea leaves Pandora before she does things she’s sorry for. Someone dies.

Detective James arrives to investigate the first death. Another body is found.

Detective James interviews suspects. Eleni and Teddi fight. Charlie takes creepy to a whole new level. Another dead body is found.

Detective James tells all the remaining guests that they can go home and they do. The staff remains. Another person dies.