Crazy Bitches

Soap ingénue Stacy hooks up with Louis the bartender as new guests arrive at Ranch Wellness. Her sexual needs prove too much and Louis leaves, but Stacy isn’t alone long. That evening guests meet the staff. Teen Lacey sneaks out to meet Derek the pool boy.

All the guests assemble at the outdoor breakfast buffet and everyone’s cattier nature comes to the surface. After breakfast, it's pool time and all goes well until Aggie and Bethany get in a fight over Louis the bartender.

The bitches meditate with Eleni, but it isn't helping if the catty exchanges are any indication. Later Eleni flirts with Guy but her charms are more effective on her girlfriend Teddi, the reiki master. Bethany invites Louis to her room after his shift.

Eleni and Teddi fight and make up. Honey and Louis hook up. Rhea leaves Pandora before she does things she’s sorry for. Someone dies.

Detective James arrives to investigate the first death. Another body is found.

Detective James interviews suspects. Eleni and Teddi fight. Charlie takes creepy to a whole new level. Another dead body is found.

Detective James tells all the remaining guests that they can go home and they do. The staff remains. Another person dies.