America's Dumbest Criminals

Season 1 Episode 5 - Kickstand Blues

1992 · 21 min

TV-14

Witness the crook caught by the cop without a kickstand, surveillance cam footage we call "Stuff Yourself" and a blackjack player who takes a hit.

Audio Languages: English

Subtitles: English

Starring:Daniel Butler Debbie Alan Tom Sparks

Directed by:Glenn Petach

S01:E01 - Return to Cinder

Witness a guy who graduated from the school of hard knocks, a chef with a recipe for arrest and a drug bust with a twist.

S01:E02 - Funky Footwork

Witness some pretty funky footwork, a drive-by surprise and a mighty fall from grace.

S01:E03 - Two Bits

Witness a girlfriend who bails out her beau, frightening footage with a happy ending and the dumbest DUI excuse ever made.

S01:E04 - Pull Over and Wake Up

Witness a criminal who falls asleep just behind the wheel, actual footage of dumb criminals on ice and a case we call "All Spruced Up."

S01:E05 - Kickstand Blues

Witness the crook caught by the cop without a kickstand, surveillance cam footage we call "Stuff Yourself" and a blackjack player who takes a hit.

S01:E06 - The Bagman

Witness a bank robber who didn't have a car or a brain, a dumb criminal who gets a special delivery and a dumb criminal who learns about gravity.

S01:E07 - Fooled You

Witness a fool and his jewels, a crime that was not well done and three light weights with a heavy load.

S01:E08 - Social Climber

Witness a social climber who's falling fast, a cat's stolen whiskers and a major incident with a miniature reenactment.

S01:E09 - Don't Call the Police

Witness a break in at the wrong house, a panty plucker who has to pay the piper and a dumb criminal who almost got away.

S01:E10 - 10-Year Cab Ride

Witness a 10-year cab ride, a dumb criminal who uses his head and a crook who has a very bad payday.

S01:E11 - Skunk Driver

Witness a D.U.I. with a W.I.F.E., a comically disabled criminal and a traffic temper that goes wrong.

S01:E12 - Buck Naked

Witness a flasher who falls asleep on the job, a shoplifting film fest and a drug deal that goes wrong, then goes right.

S01:E13 - Name Game

Witness our first twin dumb criminals, actual surveillance cam footage you won't believe and Rin Tin Tin meets a dummy.

S01:E14 - Who Is It?

Witness some dopers who are a little too hospitable, a jewelry store full of dumb criminals and a crook who is disarmed and dangerous.

S01:E15 - A Real Drunk Driver

Witness a drunk driver take more than he bargained for, surveillance footage from the convenience store from hell and a glad bag that turned sad.

S01:E16 - He Can't Run

Witness a dumb criminal who can hide but he can't run, a guy who gets put on the beat cycle at the laundromat and the Houdini of dumb crime.

S01:E17 - Beer Box Bandit

Witness a bandit with a beer box for a brain, surveillance footage of the shortest work day in history and a dumb criminal who cashed and burned.

S01:E18 - An Affair to Forget

Witness two criminals who absolutely never met, surveillance camera footage of a new dance step and a dramatic dumb criminal drumroll.

S01:E19 - Something More Comfortable

Witness a little old lady from Pasadena tell her secret, an inside look at dumb criminals with X-ray footage and purse snatchers.

S01:E20 - Tooling Around Town

Witness two dumb criminals with short-term memory, surveillance footage of two women dressed for arrest and a crime that's all in the family.

S01:E05 - Kickstand Blues

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